Showing posts with label mini fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mini fiction. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

RUST BELT - Friday Flash 55

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His VW seemed to be held together with wires and duct tape. Large patches of rust covered the hood and driver’s door. Rust had eaten several holes all they way through the metal.

But Max was sixteen and it was his first car, so to him it was as good as a shiny new Porsche.

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My first car was a $300 used Corvair ---you know the one Ralph Nader decided was unsafe at any speed. I needed it to get to my student-teaching assignment each day. There was a hole in the back-seat floor, so passengers could watch the asphalt zip by. On Mother's Day 1967, on my way back to college, I was rear-ended at a stop sign which forced my car into the one ahead of it, totaling the car. Fortunately no one was seriously injured.

I purchased my next car in August of 1969 after I returned home from a two-year stint in the Peace Corps. It was a spanking new Volkswagon Beetle which my new husband totalled in 1971.

Luckily my run of bad luck with cars ended then.
(©2009, C.J. Peiffer)

Friday, September 25, 2009

HAUT CUISINE - Friday Flash 55

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“This is so good," Danny said, slurping a piece of spaghetti between his teeth, red sauce dripping down his chin.
“Haven’t you ever eaten spaghetti before?” his friend’s mom asked, handing him a napkin.
“Not like this,” Danny answered. “My mom just pours a can of tomato soup over macaroni.”
Mama mia,” sighed Mrs. Martinelli.

(©2009, C.J. Peiffer)

Friday, September 18, 2009

LANGUAGE BARRIER - Friday Flash 55


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Duas uvas fritas,” I said in my best Portuguese.
The waiter looked like he was holding back a laugh. Maybe he found my pronunciation amusing.
While eating my eggs, I perused my Brazilian phrase book.
My face turned red and hot. Although I received what I wanted for breakfast, I had ordered two fried grapes.

(a true story)
(©2009, C.J. Peiffer)

Friday, September 11, 2009

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Friday Flash 55



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At the salon, Galina thought she looked great after having her tail feathers fluffed, but Capone, the insensitive rooster, told her she looked fat in her new do.

Galina ---a little hard of hearing ---crossed the road because she thought Bovina Cow had said, "The ass is always leaner on the other side of cements."

(You have my permission to groan now.)
(©2009, C.J. Peiffer)